consulting detective

crispychocolate:

attackofthepartycannon:

homestuck-fanfics:

im-latula-pyrope-and-i:

adariabot:

bornofied:

IM STILL CRYING

EVERY TIME

boner alert 

IM GOING TO WAKE EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE UP WITH MY LAUGHTER OH GOD

OH MY GOD YES LMAO

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homurahomo:

cronistic-tribute:

homurahomo:

sometimes i forget nipples exist…. think about it… even obama has nipples…. even dogs have nipples…. maybe even jesus had nipples…

jesus had fucking nipples, dude

whoa now…. dont force ur beliefs onto me

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pleatedjeans:

This is What Yahoo Bought With its $1.1 Billion (25 Pics)

(via sassygaykatanas)

If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

• call you names
• tell you weird and personal details about myself
• say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
• type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

• talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
• share funny photos from my tumblr dash
• actually tell you when i’m upset 
• try to make conversation with you 
• just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
• tell you jokes even if they’re bad 

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Reblog if you want a Hogwarts acceptance letter

lookingforwifi:

I’ll do every one

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kirkeh:

spindlebug:

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

AH GOSH this has made me so happy
what wonderful people

It’s like she understood they were helping ;;

(via winterlaytswonderland)

if you’re a sarcastic asshole come sit with me because i’m one too 

(via indeeeuh)

(Source: avoiders, via somethingleftbehindd)

eternallyshizzal:

ina-langa:

Lot of Andersons. 

AMY LOOK AT THIS ACCURATE SHIT

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thatsjustprime:

lilnepetaleijon:

:33 < i did both beclaws whatefur idk

welp

reblogging

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